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The Unauthorized Memwahs Of  A Flea The Kristina Wagner Story Chapter Five: The Emotional Range of a Flea

Now, you may be asking yourself, who is Felicia Scorpio-Jones and how does Kristina Wagner make her come to life in all her three-dimensional glory every day? Simple: emotional range! The sounds below are an excellent example of how Kristina takes the perky, pretty Felicia and turns her into an emotional powerhouse! With a few simple scrunches, a bag of freshly-cut onions and a pout or two, Kristina makes Felicia REAL! Watch Felicia laugh! Watch Felicia cry! Watch Felicia battle with her conscience! It's amazing, simply amazing, how Kristina does this!

But don't take my word for it. Look at the pictures below and tell me if you can't see the RANGE of this actress. Then click on the picture to hear the accompanying, patented General Shmospital exclusive sound to hear Kristina convey emotion in a way that staggers everyone!

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Kristina: "Felicia is sad."

Kristina: "Flea has solved an important case."

Well, that about wraps up the emotional range of Kristina-as-Felicia. Now, of course you're asking yourself, "Who were Kristina's heroes? Whom did she learn these acting skills from? Whom is she trying to emulate when she portrays Felicia Scorpio-Jones? Where does all this inspiration come from?"

I'm glad I asked that question! Because Kristina, like all actors, had acting heroes who inspired her to be the best she could be, who inspired her to go that extra mile and give the performance of a lifetime ... not just once, but every single day! Who are those heroes? Find out now!

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