Model: Bobbie Spencer

Angle: "We wanted to go for an audience of women who were strong, independent and sensual," says a Deception source. "The only problem is that, well, Bobbie Spencer was hardly strong and independent. We learned that in fact, she has a very hard time living without a man in her life." What about the sensuality aspect? "Well," adds the source, "she isn't so much sensual as skanky."

'Nuff said.