Model: Barbara Jean Spencer, R.N.

Angle: "We were trying to create an advertising campaign that would appeal to the Dominatrix in every woman," says a Deception insider, "but unfortunately, the Dominatrix Union of America threatened to get down our backs if we proceeded with the campaign." The problem? "The Dommes informed us that Dominant Women tend not to act childish and petty and burst into tears when the men in their lives look at another woman." Ahhhhh! Adds another source, "Another problem -- and I'm amazed we missed this -- is, not enough whips!"