Model: Rae Cummings

Angle: "We really wanted to create an ad campaign for women who've been used and abused," says a Deception source, "and even though Rae looked striking on the pictures, she refused to give us permission to use them after she saw the accompanying text that our advertising department came up with. It seems Rae was not partially eaten; she was not eaten at all. We wouldn't change the ad, though. 'Not eaten at all' was just too damned pathetic, and we didn't think a Spinster line of fragrances would work too well."

Gotchya.