Angle: "This was going to be the companion fragrance to Alan Quartermaine's 'Lady's Man' cologne," says a Deception insider, "but our lab discovered that when the man's cologne and the woman's fragrance were worn at the same time, objects in the room had a tendency to spontaneously burst into flames." Hmm, a little too much sluttiness in one room *can* be a bad thing. Whodda thunk it?