Models: Sonny and Carly Corinthos

Angle: "This was supposed to be a powerful male cologne that enabled men to have sex with their wives even after they've betrayed them," says a Deception informant. "Sonny was wearing Horny when he had sex with Hannah after she betrayed him and he found her putrid; he was also wearing it when he had sex with Carly after SHE betrayed him and he found HER putrid!" What's the cologne's secret ingredient? "We're not sure," says the insider, "but we think that the combination of lemon extract and musk oil causes a total lapse in ethics and morals. We realized that men wouldn't pay $110 an ounce for this cologne when a six-pack can have the exact same effect for way less money."