Model: Felicia Scorpio-Jones

Angle: "With this campaign, we were trying to present an image of total innocence and purity," says a Deception informant. "The only problem is that nuns don't buy perfume." Says another insider, "Everyone was so delighted when we thought we'd found a really hot-looking nun with nice cheekbones and perfectly-plucked brows. Then we realized, hey, this is a woman with two kids! She ain't no nun! Which of course pretty well killed the innocence angle of the whole thing ...."

No shit, Sherlock!