Models: Carly and Sonny Corinthos and the Michael Sextuplets

Angle: "Carly Corinthos really wanted to be a model when she was younger," says a Deception confidante, "and she devised a campaign that would really capture the essence of who she was. The end result was the Paternity campaign, which really did capture who Carly was and the women she represents: stupid hoo-hah's who have a kid and thoroughly confuse him by giving him three or four different Dads to choose from!" The campaign was apparently scrapped when the marketing department realized that "stupid hoo-hah's" are too busy spending their money on paternity tests and bad birth control to invest in expensive perfume. We could not confirm the rumour, however, that the campaign was also scrapped because the Michaels were just getting freakier and freakier with every cloning.