Indiscretion

Model: Felicia Scorpio-Jones

Angle: When Deception realized that Felicia would not be a good candidate for a "purity" campaign, they decided to try a new angle: Indiscretion! "We still loved the cheekbones and eyebrows and thought she'd make a great model, only *not* in the originally-intended campaign," says a source. "We thought, 'Okay, so she's not pure and virginal. How can we use her instead?' That's when we came up with the skank factor! The only problem was that nobody showed any real interest in buying the perfume except Monica Lewinsky and Meg Ryan, and while those ladies are rich, they don't wear enough perfume between the two of them to keep our company afloat." No confirmation to the rumour, however, that the campaign really ended because of an all-out catfight between Felicia and CEO Laura Spencer. "I can't comment on that," said the nervous insider. "If I did, Ms Spencer would have me killed! Or worse, she'd dress me!"

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