Monday, February 11

*** Janine warned Sonny and Mike that one of them had better produce her daughter or she was going to forget that she was a very dyke-y transvestite-type person!

*** Roy asked Bobbie's opinion on his idea that Melissa was responsible for some suspicious mercy killings. Bobbie said she had no opinion but that if Melissa really wanted to show dying patients some mercy, she should fuck them the way Bobbie does. Roy smiled in admiration, then furrowed his brow in anguish again.

*** Edward turned Alan away and was glad to have Melissa by his side so he could lament about the terrible nogoodnicks in his family. "Sometimes," Edward said, "I wish someone would just smother me with a pillow or pull my plug or give me a suspicious overdose of morphine." Melissa nodded sympathetically and wiped a tear from her eye as she came to the conclusion that her quality of life would vastly improve if she wouldn't have to listen to his bitching anymore.

*** Marcus and Gia bonded over some phony, made-up familial anecdotes.

*** Skye told AJ that she had told Courtney that he didn't want sex from her when Courtney suggested to Skye that maybe this was AJ's ulterior motive after all. AJ told Skye that indeed it was not sex  he wanted from Courtney since celibacy suited him just fine and his little hand puppet named Palmela would just get all jealous anyway.