August 12, 2002 ~ Everyone at the wedding was worried when neither Luke nor Laura showed up for the festivities, but Lucky knew exactly where to go look for his parents: The Scorpio Attic, the hottest new blues joint in town. While up there, Lucky stumbled across the corpse of Rick Webber, but his parents were nowhere to be found. "Such a tragic end," Nikolas said, looking down at Rick's lifeless body. "What a lame storyline," Lucky said, looking down at GH's lifeless corpse.

AJ and Mike went over to Sonny's penthouse to see if Sonny would be willing to help them look for Courtney. While they were there, Little Sonny Pimp Mikey lisped and sobbed that AJ was a bad man who tried to tell him that *he* was Mikey's father when everyone knows that *Sonny* is Mikey's father. Or maybe Jason. Or possible Tony Jones. "Half the town except DAT GUY!" Mikey said in his best Tiny Tim voice. "AJ is a horrible, horrible man," Sonny said. "He leaves a path of destruction and death everywhere he goes. He's evil, okay? And if he ever bothers you again, you come tell  me." "What if yow busy bombin' da penthows or setting fiwahs awound Port Tsahls?" Mikey asked. "Then go find your mother and ask her about it," Sonny said, giving Mikey a particularly hard rub on the head. "You mean my Mommy ow de pretty blonde lady?" Mikey asked. Sonny chuckled and shook his head and whispered to Mikey to get the fuck upstairs or he'd never see his sixth birthday.

Courtney got out of the hoosegow and immediately contacted AJ, who rushed home to make sure she was indeed allright. He gave her a birthday cake and a present. "What a beautiful necklace!" Courtney gushed. "Tiffanys?" she asked. "No," AJ replied, "I got it at Shop the Soaps." Courtney's eyes shone with tears. "It looks JUST like Greenlee's!" she gushed. "Maybe one day we'll move to Pine Valley ourselves," AJ mused. "Don't fuck with me like that," Courtney said. AJ apologized. (TOP)

August 14, 2002 ~ Sonny went to Kelly's in the hopes of talking to Courtney and sent Liz inside to fetch her. Courtney told Liz that she didn't want to talk to Sonny because there were always strings attached to everything he did. Liz defended Sonny and said that when Sonny offered to not kill her boyfriend, he was very nice about it. "Sonny wanted to kill Jason?" Courtney asked. "No, no, Zander!" Liz corrected her. "You're with Zander?" Courtney asked, incredulously. "Since when?" Courtney and Liz bonded over coffee for a while, and Courtney said while it had been fun, Liz was nowhere NEAR as fun as her stripper friends.

Alexis asked Carly to get her Sonny's medical records. "I'll do it but before I do, here's a long-winded speech I prepared at home in which I tell you never to mess with my husband again and if you EVER--" "Oh, please go fuck yourself," Alexis interrupted. "Okay," the ever-submissive Carly replied.

Gia deduced that Lucky and Nikolas were hiding something from her and since it involved a pad-locked freezer, that could only  mean a dead body or Pudding Pops. "We're busted," Lucky said, "it's Pudding Pops allright." Later, they got Gia to help them douse the Pudding Pops in vodka and drive the box over a cliff. "It has to look like an accident," Nikolas said. "Nobody can know what happened to the Pudding Pops." Gia commented that the Pudding Pops looked an awful lot like Rick Webber but Lucky and Nikolas just laughed and hoped that by laughing and laughing, Gia would forget what she had been talking about.

Sonny told Jason that there was pressure coming from the other families. "The Hendersons, the Johnsons, the Wilsons," he recited. "Not the Wilsons!" Jason said, horrified. "They're vicious!" Sonny shrugged and said the Wilsons couldn't do anything to him that a little bomb strapped to his waist couldn't handle. Sonny also commented that despite his outward show of bravado, Roy was essentially someone else's puppet. "You know, sort of like you and Carly," Sonny said. "Borg understand," Jason replied. (TOP)

August 15, 2002 ~ Vanessa Marcil's body double's breasts made an appearance from beneath a white satin nightie.

Liz followed Jason around, trying to get him to take her on a bike ride but Jason kept eluding her. "I'm doing this to protect you," Jason said. "Oh shut up," Liz replied. "You're not running away to protect me; you just don't want me cockteasing you anymore." Jason sighed heavily and told Liz she'd been kidnapped and shot at and left for dead and if after all that, she STILL didn't think Jason was worth a blow job, then she could just go screw herself. Liz smiled and said, "Your eyes say no, but your pants say yes." "That's my gun," Jason said. "Sure it is," Liz said knowingly. "Suuurreee it is ..."

Courtney prevented AJ from getting into a fistfight with Coleman. "He provoked me!" AJ said. "Oh, you ALWAYS say you were provoked," Coleman said. "Carly provoked you on the Quartermaine staircase, Sonny hung you on a meat hook. Wah wah wah!" After Coleman left, AJ once again told Courtney how ashamed he was that she had to work two jobs. "It's okay," Courtney said, "I mean, who cares if my second job involves sucking." "What did you say?" AJ asked. "I said, it's okay that my second job sucks," Courtney said and then flashed AJ her boobs so he'd forget what he had been talking about. "Mmmmm, milky," AJ said. Courtney heaved a sigh of relief and made a mental note to watch the Freudian nipples.  (TOP)