Sonny: "Oh God, PLEASE tell me that's your night stick ..."

Tags: "Shut up, bitch!"

Luke (typing furiously): "A .. N ... T ... I ... hyphen F ... L ... E .. curse these chubby fingers! A  ... P ... A ... T ... R ... O .. L ... "

Oh for pete's sake, GET A ROOM! Oh yeah, wait. That's right. You HAVE a room!

Kristina: "Stop harassing the poor girl with this "method acting" crap and let ME teach her the wonders of emotive acting that can be achieved with glycerine and hidden bag of freshly-cut onions!"