Elizabeth's top secret plans to procure birth-control pills without anyone knowing about it are about to go horribly, HORRIBLY awry ...

And with his dying breath, he gasped, "You must be CRAZY if you think anyone is rooting for you right now ..."

"You see? You see? It's right here on page 34 of Acting For Idiots! Crying, verb: the shedding of a tear-like substance from the corners of one's eyes! You owe me five bucks, Lightbulb!"

The Adventures of Bobbie Spencer, RN, Nurse Extraordinaire: "Could we speed this surgery up, please? I have to replace Elizabeth at Kelly's in about half an hour" >:(