Secretary: Sheesh, how stupid do you think I am? It's pretty obvious that you're wearing stupid disguises to conceal your identities.

Luke: Actually, these aren't disguises. I've been dressing like this ever since I divorced my wife, hooked up with Felicia and lost every last shred of my dignity and integrity. He dresses like that because he's dating my sister and she only wants him in Velcro and quick-release pullovers.

Roy: I have a liberry card!

Secretary (sighing): Dinks ...

Leslie: Laura, of all the gifts you've ever given me, I must say this testicle of Stefan Cassadine's that you chewed off and had mounted and encrusted with diamonds is STILL my absolute favorite ...