Mikey: Well, goodnight, Mom!
Carly: Jesus, do you still live here?
 

Liz: So when we had sex, did I give you this smug, smirky expression during my orgasm?
Ric: Yeah, that's the face! Damn, that was hot.
Liz: Well, be prepared for a perpetual woody, hotshot, cuz this is the only expression I've got!
Ric: Hot damn! I can feel my pants tightening already!
 

Madam: Oops, sorry, tugged on your head a little too hard during this hug, there, didn't I? Heh heh heh.
Summer: That's okay. I'm used to it, if you know what I mean.
Madam: Heh heh heh, I *knew* there was a reason you were always my favorite whore!
 

Sonny: Whadda fucka you mean-a, you doctor say I-a contribute-a to your-a stress-a? Whadda fucka? How I make-a you-a stressed-a? How? Because I-a bellow inna you face-a! Who da doctor? Who dis doctor? I kill-a de bastard!