Ms. Powell, your implant is ready!
 

... and yet, some would say, not young enough ...

Sonny: Go to your womb!
Carly (to herself): How many freaking times will he do that joke before I give in to my urge to bitch-slap him?
 

Mikey: Geez, I dunno --about a year ago, I guess. What about you, Uncle Jason? When did YOU turn into a total dink?