Jason: Now, you let me, the girl and the goldfish outta here and nobody gets hurt.
Ric: Jesus, you'll use ANY excuse to flash a gun. Just take the fucking fish already!
 

Sonny: You look-a so good-a, I-a marry you-a myself-a!
Courtney: Oh Sonny, you're the best brother a girl could ever hope for!
Sonny: Half-a brudder. Half-a brudder. Just-a remember that-a when-a Jason no can make-a you-a de bambinos, eh?
 

Carly: Mikey, why! Why did you throw the glass and cut yourself open with it? WHY?
Mikey: Well, I saw my dumb-ass father throw glass around enough so I figured why not try it, too?
Sonny (bitterly): I kill-a that-a AJ!

Mikey: ... but I hurt my hand imitating YOU, Daddy!
Sonny: When-a didda I ever cut my-a hand-a?
Mikey: Well, you order people killed and send Mommy to her room all the time, and I'm lucky if I see either of you before I go to bed at night!
Sonny: Yessa, but when didda I ever cutta my hand-a?
Mikey (disgusted): Man, you just don't get it.
Sonny (to Carly): He no-a can answer dee-a question.
Carly (smirking): You won THAT one, Sonny!
Sonny (blushing): Sonny no like-a to bragga ..