Ned: Fuck you! I did NOT have sex with you in that hotel room! I remember it clearly because THIS is the hand I jerked off with after you left, see?
 

Skye: Ooodie such a coodie woodie baby waybe!
Kristina: If you want me to love you, bitch, you'll get this lame-ass, Sweet Pea bonnet off my head.
Skye: She'd tuch a pwetty witty baby waybe.
Kristina: As soon as I can pack heat, lady, you are dead.
 

Mikey: .. and den, I went inna state o' panic and could no speak pwopewy for days!
Carly: Uh-huh.
Mikey: .. and den Cowtney and me went to da iwand!
Carly: Uh-huh.
Mikey: .. and then ..
Carly (pleadingly): How much longer do I have to pretend to be interested in this kid's story?
 

Courtney: Welcome to my favorite dream!
Jason: Welcome to my worst nightmare.