General Shmospital Outtakes

Page Fifteen


Luke: I just wanted to tell you, Laura, how ... PROUD I am of you.

Laura: Really, Luke? You mean it?

Luke: Yes, I do. And I'm not just saying that because I can see your hooters, either. I really *do* mean it.

Laura: That .. that just makes me so happy.

 

Chloe Morgan, in a state of perpetual confusion, loses her way and grabs a coffee at Iulloy's.


Before his unceremonious dismissal from GH, Michael Saucedo and Amber Tamblyn go out for one last goofy night out on the town!

Luke: It was for your own good, Laura! I had to do it!

Laura: No! Nooo! NOOOO!

Luke: Yes, Laura! YES! Look at it! Look at your wardrobe! Look at it!!

Laura: Oh God, nooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Nikolas: Make a wish, Lulu!

Lulu: I wish for Tyler Christopher!

Lucky: HA HA! Eat dirt, Coltin!

Lulu: And Jonathan Jackson!

Nikolas: HA HA! Kiss my ass, Jacob!


Helena: My poor pathetic Stefan. How little it takes to make the mighty fall ...

Stefan (thinking): Great, she's finally on top of me and I have to play dead >:(

Mac: From the *grunt* back, you look *grunt* enough like *grunt* Felicia to make this *grunt* arousing ...

Faison: Couldn't we *ow* at least *ow* take our clothes off?

Mac: NO! Now shut up and scrunch. Scrunchhh!!!!

Lulu: Where's my Daddy?

Laura: Well, Lulu, your Daddy doesn't really care about you anymore. But look! Here's Mr. Ducky! Mr. Ducky would like to be your Daddy! (imitating Luke): Hi, Lulu! Hi pumpkin! Give Daddy a kiss, Lulu! I love you, Lulu!

 


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