General Shmospital Outtakes

Page Sixteen


Bobbie: Let me tell you something, Missy --

Melissa: It's Melissa.

Bobbie: Whatever! Let me tell you something, Mel-is-sa, I am not going to let you get away with this! I know what you're up to, strutting around this hospital in your nurse's uniform and your little hospital shoes. It's because of you that I have to wear this stupid stethoscope around my neck and act like a nurse!

Melissa: I ... I'm sorry .. I .. I didn't know!

Bobbie: You didn't know! Well, isn't *that* a convenient excuse! You keep your hands off Roy and start coming to work dressed like an ex-hooker, you hear me? Or I will make your life a living hell!

Melissa: I ... I understand! I will! I promise!

Helena: It's time, Lucky.

Lucky: I'm scared!

Helena: There's nothing to be afraid of, Lucky. And trust me, your loved ones will thank me for this.

Lucky: What .. what do I do with this?

Helena: Just dab a bit behind your ears and maybe a bit on your wrists, my dear boy, and in no time, that odor problem will be a thing of the past.

Lucky: B-but .. it's embarassing!

Helena: Trust me, dear Lucky, everyone in Port Charles will be grateful and once again bow to the great Helena Cassadine.

Lucky: Can't I just use Secret?

Helena: It's way past Secret, Lucky. Trust me.


.. and as Michael hears the turning of the doorknob, his eyes grow wide in anticipation. Finally, he thinks! Finally someone will take me out of this crib!

Flea: Your souvlaki smells terrible, Luke.

Luke: This is a prop made out of plastic, Dummy. That's your acting that you're smelling.


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