Rut-roh! Flea is scared! Or is it surprised? Err, umm, worried! Worried! Flea is worried! No, wait, Flea is sad. She's very very sad. Oops, sorry, nope .. she's uhhhh ... happy! Yes, look how happy Flea is, she's so--- no, wait, maybe she IS scared. Oh fuck it, YOU identify the emotion! >:(

(Photo courtesy of LLTruLove)

Okay, middle finger under ... now through ... now index finger over and through anddddddddd slowly pull the yarn apart and TA-DA! Blood-covered baby in a cradle! :)))))

(Photo courtesy of Kamarie who has a great Stavros site)

Lila Quartermaine: NEVER too arthritic for a hand job!

While Chloe's sweetness unfortunately didn't rub off on Carly, Carly's cooties DID rub off on Chloe :/

After months of searching, Stavros *finally* finds a female who will fit in that skanky lingerie he placed on Laura's bed ...

(Photo courtesy of Kamarie)

Stavros (sarcastically): Wah, wah, wah! Aww, you wost your widdle boyfwend and now you wan' me to feew sowwy fow you. Ohh boo-hoo. Well, I was crynogenically FROZEN for 20 years, you sniveling bitch! Do you KNOW what 20 years of that *does* to a man's testicles?!?

(Photo courtesy of Kamarie)