Luke: See, when I play with *my* balls, I just sort of stand casually like this and loh-dee-doh-dee-doh, act all casual so nobody notices what I'm doing.

Nikolas: Well, I prefer to lean one arm out and sort of tilt to the side, with one hip up, then I sneak a hand in and play with them.

Luke: I'll try that sometime. That's actually a very cool move!

Nikolas: A COCK-y move, if you will. HA HA HA!

Luke: Nothing will make you cool, Coltin. Just remember that.
 

Tired of waiting for The Powers That Be to give her a love interest, Nancy Lee Grahn takes matters into her own hands!

"Dadgummit! Twenty years later, and I *still* can't open those danged McDonald's ketchup packets properly!"
 

"Alright, Mom, I *have* ask it: What the FUCK are you wearing today??"