Felicia: Mail call, Mrs. Cassadine! Ohhh, and Mr. Postal Service gots LOTS of mail for you today, Ma'am!

Helena (mumbling): Strike me dead now, Lord!
 

Angel: Alright, Daddy, you see this long blue tube that's running into your throat? Well, I just put a little someone I call Mr. Gerbil in the top, and he's making his way down that tube and soon, Daddy, he'll be gnawing at your innards ... You *are* still alive, aren't you, Daddy? Cuz, whewff, you'd be amazed at how many people are getting THAT one wrong tonight. Okay! Alright, enough levity! Now here comes Mr. Gerbil, Daddy. Mr. Gerbil is coming ....

Sorel (on notepad): I hate your guts, Angel.
 

Billy Warlock: Actor, Emmy winner ...
swinging on a meat hook.
 

... And now on the runway, Mr. Roy DiLucca, showing off what the smart man is wearing this autumn! Mr. DiLucca is wearing black jeans made exclusively by Wrangler; the black t-shirt Haynes For Men. The caveman grimace, though, Ladies and Gentlemen, is entirely his! :)