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Carly sheds a tear as she ponders whether to just eat the ice cream cone,
or eat it and induce vomiting afterwards.
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Lucky: ...and then the monster,
well, he was defeated rather quickly and anti-climactically by falling
into a bottomless pit and all the little children were permitted to come
back to the little hamlet of Port Charles to live happily ever after.
Serena:
And then what happened?
Lucky:
Well, then the monster and the monster's mother were fired and the
monster's brother decided to leave Port Charles forever
Everyone:
Awwww :(((
Lucky:
No, no! Don't be sad! Because, you see, an
evil bigger and more EVIL monster was around to terrorize the little
hamlet of Port Charles. He's responsible for a bombing that destroyed a
whole building, he treats women badly and he thinks he is a god.
Lulu:
Osama Bin Laden is living in Port Charles??
Lucky
(chuckling): Oh Lulu, ha ha, of course not! No, this monster's name is
Sonny Corinthos.
Serena:
I'm scared, Daddy!
Scotty:
I'm scared, too, Serena honey. Real scared.
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