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Page Forty-Two


.. and the children were forevermore traumatized by the drunken Santa hired to entertain them during this holiday season ...	Kiss THIS dink under the mistletoe? Shyeah, RIGHT!


You know, Jill Farren Phelps' idea of a hot, fiery threesome somehow just doesn't jibe with mine ...	"Hop on, Laura! I'm a dink!!!"


Mrs. Hardy, as flattered as I am by your tempting offer, Laura Spencer already is my fag hag.	Laura, you look stunning! Like a Christmas tree ornament! Like a big, danged, overdone, fucking Christmas tree ornament!