"John? It's Ingo! Yeah, listen, I've been rehearsing like crazy for that part you got me an audition for but ehhh, I've come to the conclusion that I'm just too danged good looking to play this Merrick guy. Can I remove the diaper now?"

(click on the pic; maybe then this one will make sense ...)
 

"Dear Diary,
Prison is starting to get to me. Everywhere I look, I see that fucking face staring at me, staring at me .. and that whining voice of his ... (mimicking) 'Lucky wanna cracker! Lucky wanna cracker!' Whomever said it was easy being an evil matriarch had no clue what he was talking about ..."

Luke: Is the blanket really necessary?
Laura: Well, I don't want you taking advantage of me!
Luke: But you're 38 years old, for pete's sake!
Laura: You know, Scotty didn't whine half as much as you are when he and I had this set-up on our trip to California!

Radio: "Get your motor running .. Head out on the highway ... Lookin' for adventure .. And whatever comes our way ..."
Laura: Yech! They call this motorcycle music?
(Fiddles with the radio dial)
Radio: "Tonight .. I celebrate my love .. for you ..."
Laura: Ahhhh, that's more like it!