Ned: Oh my gosh! Look at Skye's hairdo!
Kristina: No shit! I am *so* glad I went with the Veronica Lake look!
 

NuLulu: Ain't I a stinkah?

Alexis (to self): All day long, she talks. Each word more useless than the next. I turn my back to her, and still she talks. I go upstairs and still she talks. I go to my room and still she talks. I go to my office and still she talks. I leave the house and still her voice follows me. I throw myself under a car and still ...
 

AJ: Listen, man, I may be short but I got a dick this big!
Johnny: You hiring?