Doctor Hunk: Errr, Nikolas Cassadine, right?
Nikolas: Yeah. What's it to you?
Doctor Hunk: Nothing, nothing. But ehh, if you ever get tired of Lucky, here's my card.
 

Lucky: Now lean back, little missy, and let Dr. Spencer perform a gynecological exam with Mr. Finger here, heh heh heh.
Elizabeth: You have absolutely  no idea where to stick that finger, do you?
Lucky: (dejected) No :-(

Luke: Darlin! Darlin! Oh help me, darlin!
Laura: I'm trying but .. this .. styrofoam log is .. so heavy!
 

Big Alice: Who would'a thunk that Lila's limp and lifeless body could fit inside this little tiny carburetor?