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Sonny: Ha ha ha, Alexis! Look at me in
this robe! (taking on cultured accent) Look at me, I'm Stefan Cassadine!
Love me, love me! I'm Stefan Cassadine! I have a little beard and my Mommy
never loved me!
Alexis (embarrassed): Err, yeah,
that's great, Sonny!
Sonny (still in accent): I'm Stefan
Cassadine! Look at me! Lah-dee-doh-dee-dohhhhh .. I'm Stefan Cassadine,
going for a brandy. Lah dee dah dee dah! My brother came back from the
dead, oh look at me!
Alexis: Yeah, funny. That's funny,
Sonny.
Sonny (back to his normal self): Ahhh,
man, I crack myself up sometimes! I mean, people think, Oh Sonny's just a
mobster, he has no sense of humor but this here -- what I just did here?
That's PROOF that I'm a funny guy!
Alexis: Mmm-hmm.
Sonny (back in accent): Loh dee doh dee doh, look at me, I'm Stefan
Cassadine!
Alexis: Stop it!
Sonny (laughing): Alright, alright,
I'm stopping, I'm stopping. But you gotta admit, I'm a FUNNY GUY!
Alexis: Mmm-hmm.
Sonny: Ahhh, one funny FUNNY guy.
Alexis: Yeah.
Sonny: Ohhh.
(long, awkward pause)
Sonny: Yep, one funny guy.
Alexis (muttering): Oh good LORD!
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Carly: Sometimes, UGH, I just wanna
take Skye and, UGH, just take her in a headlock and, UGH, just ram her
face into the ground and, UGH, just jump on her and jump on her until,
UGH, her lungs explode and her stomach juices come oozing out of her and,
UGH, I just wanna--
Jax: Are you sure you aren't at least
PARTLY responsible for losing your baby?
Carly: Fuck you, Jax! Now back to my
story. Sometimes, UGH, I just wanna take her skinny little neck between my
hands and, UGH, just squeeze until ....
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