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Mikey: Mommy! What are YOU doing here??
Carly (nervously): He he, what do you
mean, what am I doing here, beloved son of mine? I'm always here when you
get up in the morning.
Mikey: Really? Cuz the last time I saw
you awake in the morning was, like, two recasts ago!
Carly: He he he, such a sweet boy with
such a powerful imagination. (through clenched teeth) Mommy is ALWAYS here
when you get up in the morning, Michael. Remember?
Mikey: Well, no, usually Leticia gives
me my breakfast and brings me to school and --
Carly: Oh Michael (rubbing his head
hard)! He he he, you're so cute! Leticia brings you to school because
Mommy can't drive, remember? But Mommy always packs your lunch and--
Mikey: No you don't! You always leave
me a note telling me to grab a Lunch-Ables and a juice box and pack it
myself and--
Carly: Ha ha ha! Oh my, Michael, what
an over-active imagination you have!
Mikey: And how come you're dressed
that way?
Carly: Oh Michael, he he he, Mommy
always looks like this when she wakes up in the morning!
Mikey: No, usually when you wake up in
the afternoon, you have those bags under your eyes and you smell
kinda stinky and--
Carly: Ha ha ha! Oh my, Michael! Mommy
ALWAYS gets out of bed looking like this!
Mikey: And how come you came into my
room this morning and told me not to do or say anything to embarrass you
in front of Uncle Sonny and that I should come in and say hi and leave
right away?
Carly: HA HA HA!!!!!!!! OH MICHAEL,
you make up such wild stories! Now go into the kitchen and get
yourself some granola!
Mikey: Granola? Where are my Froot
Loops and my Cap'n Crunch?
Carly: HA HA HA, Mikey, we NEVER have
those cereals in the house, only healthy stuff for you. (to Sonny) I don't
know WHERE he gets these wild ideas, ha ha ha.
Mikey (walking to kitchen):
Fucking poser!
Sonny: (admiringly) God, you're
an amazing mother!
Carly: Aw shucks! Go on!
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Johnny: Al Pacino called. He said you
should stop imitating him. Want I should whack him?
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Dara: Well,
Nancy, you just HAD to be in these scenes, huh? Oh no, let's not let
Vanita get her two minutes of air time, huh? Can't let Vanita have
the spotlight all to herself for two fucking minutes a month,
HUH?
Alexis:
I don't see what this has to do with my client.
Dara: Get real, dumbass.
Skye: And to think I left
Llanview for this :-(
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