Nikolas: Oh MAN, Lucky! You know what it does to me when you wear these shoes!
Gia: It's Gia. My name is Gia.
Nikolas: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
 

Sonny: Okay shhh but .. tell me the truth: Does Jax look jealous of us over there?

Sonny: I win, and you know what *that* means!
Alexis: Oh NO!
Sonny: Yep! The barrette comes OFF!
 

AJ: And finally, I'd like you to meet my arthritic, self-righteous, toxic grandmother.
Courtney: Pleased to meet you, Ma`am.
Lila: Please, my dear, call me Queen Lila.
AJ: She's a little senile.
Lila: AJ is a pathetic loser drunk, Courtney. You should have waited till Jason was here and married him.
AJ: Did I use the word "bitch" yet?