Stuart Damon: Most recent graduate of the Jacob Young School Of Method Acting!
 

Liz (to self): GoodNESS, when is this chick gonna do something about those EYEBROWS?
Lucky (to self): Wait a minute! Two siblings holding each other tightly to one another's bosoms? Dang, I miss Nikolas!
 

AJ (to self): Crap, it NEVER fails! Every time I wanna take a wizz against the wall, the old man shows up >:-(
 

Zander: Hey, Carly! Wow, do you ever look chipper!
Carly: Well, Jakes always brings back happy memories for me. Upstairs is where I had anonymous sex with Jason and that's the pool table where I fantasized Sonny fucked me and upstairs is the room where I had drunken sex with AJ and my baby Mikey was conceived.
Zander: Wow, you've led such a rich and interesting life!
Carly: Ah shucks, tweren't nuthin' :)