Lucky: Gia says I should forgive you, Nikolas, so come on over here and gimme a hug!
Nikolas: But .. but .. Gia is watching us!
Lucky: Hey, hey, just a hug there, bro! I'm not asking for some tongue or anything!
Nikolas (smiling): Yeah, I suppose you're right!
(The brothers hug)
Lucky (whispering): Tonight. My room. I rented Total Eclipse with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Nikolas: I'll bring the Chianti and the Jiffy-Pop!
Lucky: It's a date!
 

Bobbie: You must really miss your Mommy, huh?
Mikey: You mean Leticia?
Bobbie: No, no. Your MOTHER. Carly! You know: your MOTHER!
Mikey: Oh, the blonde lady? Neh, not really.

Mikey: I miss the blonde lady :-(
Laura: Yes, you must miss your Mommy very much.
Mikey: She used to sing to me every single night before I went to bed. She'd always sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to me and play in my hair until I fell asleep.
Laura (yelling): Alright, Cut! CUT! Sang this kid to sleep every night? Nobody's going to buy that bullshit!
Director (whispering): Stay in character, Genie, come on!
Laura (sighing): Yeah, yeah, alright. So your Mommy used to sing you to sleep every night?
Mikey: Yeah. Only when she'd sing me to sleep, she'd wear a black wig and she wouldn't answer unless I called her Leticia.
Laura: That *was* Leticia, you dumbass!
Mikey: Yeah, I know, but that man over there said he'd give me twenty bucks if I said it was Carly.
 

Laura: Yes, we're planning an autumn wedding. Something formal but not AS formal as our first wedding. Elton is helping me with the preparations -- you know, choosing the dress, selecting the menu, the decorations, organizing some sort of theme. It's going to be a hoot!
Luke (in lobotomized voice): I been domesticated.