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Sarah: Okay, now I'm going to spin the
bottle and whoever it points at? That person has to answer a
question.
Liz: I thought we were doing Ouija?
Sarah: Oh for pete's sake, Lizzie,
who the heck brings a Ouija board to the gym with them?
Liz: Well, who the heck gets
dry-humped by their sister's ex-boyfriend on the gym floor while the door
is wide open and everyone can walk right in, huh? But that's what you're
going to be doing here in about 20 minutes.
Sarah: You make a point, Lizzie.
Alright, heads or tails?
Liz: Geez, you're dense!
Benny: Mr. Corinthos, are you
trying to seduce me?
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Scotty: Now listen, I'm your lawyer
and I'm telling you that you're not helping your case any by breaking in
here and harassing Bobbie!
AJ: I didn't break in! Bobbie always
leaves her front door unlocked, for pete's sake! EVERYONE walks in and out
of here.
Scotty: Yes, but McTavish and Guza
LIKE those people; they do not like YOU! Therefore when they walk in and
out, it's okay but if YOU cross that door, Mister, you're going to be in
deep, deep trouble!
AJ: But--
Scotty: Listen, Bobbie's going through
enough right now without you breaking in here, smashing up her furniture
and holding her a knifepoint to bring Michael to you!
AJ: WHAT? When the hell did any of that ever happen?
Scotty: Last re-write!
AJ: But I just want to see my son, for crying out loud! The door was
unlocked! Look! LOOK! Does the furniture LOOK like it's been broken?
Scotty: Listen, you willingly gave up your son, so--
AJ: Willingly??? I was hung from a meat hook and threatened with death!
Scotty (putting hands over ears): I can't hear you, I can't hear you, Mary
had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow ...
AJ: Sonny threatened to kill me!
Bobbie (walking in): Hey, baby killer who's solely responsible for my
daughter losing her baby!
AJ: I give up, I just fucking GIVE UP! (storms off)
Scotty: That guy doesn't have the sense God gave a goose!
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