Bobbie: This is what I'm thinking of wearing to the funeral.
Laura: Don't you think it's a little .. inappropriate?
Bobbie: Nah. Carly would have wanted me to wear it.
Laura: But it's a little revealing, don't you think?
Bobbie: Eh, it'll give the guys something to look at until Carly makes her dramatic appearance at her own funeral. Shit. Did I just give away the plot line?
Laura: Don't worry. Only morons haven't figured it out yet.
Bobbie: Cool. Okay. Let's accessorize!
 

Maxie: So ... shooting a Girls Gone Wild video, huh?
Lucky: Yeah, well, it pays the bills.
Girl #3: We have nice breasts, you know.
 

Zander (playing air guitar): Now Ziggy played guitar ... jamming good with Something Something .. and the Spiders from Mars .. he had a left hand .. but used it too much .. Dee dee dee Waaaaaahhhhhhwwwwwww!!!! Wahhwww! Neeyyoowwww wahhww wahhww! (putting pool cue down) Ahhh, mourning does become me!
 

Jax: Uh-huh, okay we're both undressed. Now what? Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh. Whoooaaaa, INSIDE HER? Are you nuts, man!?