Sonny: Here's to our collective ugliness! Cheers!
Jason: Here's to our hypocrisy!
Carly: Here's to our one-dimensionality!
Sonny: Here's to repetitive Guza scripts!
Jason: Here's to being Guza's pets!
Carly: Here's to our one-dimensionality!
Michael: Here's to Leticia and back rubs!
Carly: Shit, are you still at the table? Don't you have a BATH to take or something?
Michael: Thanks for reminding me, Pretty Blonde Lady. Leticia promised me bubbles tonight, if you know what I mean.
(Michael toddles off)
Sonny: You're an amazing mother.
Jason: Here, here!
Carly: Aw, shucks, guys! You're making me blush!
 

Ned: Go under. Go under.
Alexis: No, top! Top!
Ned: Okay, arms on top.
(Alexis pokes Ned in chest with fingers)
Alexis: Shit, sorry.
Ned: It's okay. Go OVER the shoulders.
Alexis: Okay, got it.
(Ned jabs Alexis in the ribs)
Alexis: Ouch!
Ned: Sorry. Geez, I always thought this hugging thing would be easier than this.
Alexis: Me, too. I feel so awkward.
Ned: Okay, we got it?
Alexis: Yep.
(they hug)
Ned: Let's never do this again.
Alexis: Agreed.
 

Jason: Go under.
Liz: I know how to hug, asshole.
Jason (to self, as he goes in for the hug): I hope she presses her boobies against me!
Liz (to self, as she goes in for the hug): I hope he washed his underarms since the last time we hugged.
 

The most unrealistic thing about Lucky and Sarah's love scene was NOT that they would be attracted to one another in the first place, but that Sarah Webber actually needs to wear a bra!