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General Shmospital Outtakes

Page Seventy-Eight



 


Sonny: Hell? HELL? That out-of-body experience I had last year promised me HEAVEN!

 

Conan O'Brien's Masturbating Bear finds a new gig!
Ned: Look what *I* can do!




 


Benny: Oh REALLY, Mr. Corinthos? Look a little more closely to where I'm pointing and then tell me AGAIN that you don't believe in aliens.
Sonny: It's a lamp, for fuck's sake.
Benny: Yeah, but for a minute there, wasn't it kind of scary?
 


Robert Guza Jr:  ".. and with this sophisticated new piece of technology, we can track in the first row, how many viewers actually fall asleep while watching GH; in the second row, the exact number of viewers who are actively watching more of Guiding Light than GH; and in the third column, the number of viewers who are actually looking *forward* to a whole summer of Sonny and Carly."
 


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