Mikey: Pwetty blonde lady, iddit twue dat Daddy kiws peepow?
Carly: Oh Mikey, wherever did you get an idea like that!
Mikey: I saw it on da video camewa. I accidentawwy weft it wunning and I saw Sonny wid my own two eyes saying he waw going to kiw someone!
Carly: Damn that AJ! May he burn in hell for opening your eyes to a world you're too young to understand!
Mikey: But id waddent AJ, Pweddy Blonde Lady! It saw it on de--
Carly (insisting): I *said*, curse that fucking AJ for opening your eyes to a world that you're too young to understand!
Sonny: Listen,  Mikey. Daddy .. Daddy is like a big, courageous firefighter, running into a burning building after it's been hit by terrorists, with no concern for his own life but only concern for those around him.
Mikey: You mean wike on Septembew eweventh?
Sonny (chuckling): He he he, no, no, Mikey. MORE courageous that the fire fighters on September 11th. Kind of LIKE them, only much, much braver, heh heh heh.
Mikey: And what about Unko Jasown? I hewd you say he waddan Enfowsow!
Sonny: Heh, heh, heh. Nahhh, Uncle Jason is more like .. like .. well, he's more like a brave soldier on the battle fields, protecting all the little people from big, bad people who can hurt them. He's like those brave men fighting in Afghanistan, saving the people from tyranny and evil!
Mikey: I'm gon' go take a showew. I feew dirty after wistening to all dis stuff.
Carly: Damn that AJ!
Sonny: Shhh, not in front of the boy, Carly.

Lucky: Great! Now you slammed the freezer door shut on my dick!

Skye: I must pull the plug, lest you participate in another "Land Before Time" Sequel ...