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Mikey: Pwetty blonde lady, iddit twue
dat Daddy kiws peepow?
Carly: Oh Mikey, wherever did you get
an idea like that!
Mikey: I saw it on da video camewa. I
accidentawwy weft it wunning and I saw Sonny wid my own two eyes saying he
waw going to kiw someone!
Carly: Damn that AJ! May he burn in
hell for opening your eyes to a world you're too young to understand!
Mikey: But id waddent AJ, Pweddy
Blonde Lady! It saw it on de--
Carly
(insisting): I *said*, curse that fucking AJ for opening
your eyes to a world that you're too young to understand!
Sonny: Listen, Mikey. Daddy
.. Daddy is like a big, courageous firefighter, running into a burning
building after it's been hit by terrorists, with no concern for his own
life but only concern for those around him.
Mikey: You mean wike on Septembew
eweventh?
Sonny (chuckling): He he he,
no, no, Mikey. MORE courageous that the fire fighters on September
11th. Kind of LIKE them, only much, much braver, heh heh heh.
Mikey: And what about Unko Jasown? I
hewd you say he waddan Enfowsow!
Sonny: Heh, heh, heh. Nahhh, Uncle
Jason is more like .. like .. well, he's more like a brave soldier on the
battle fields, protecting all the little people from big, bad people who
can hurt them. He's like those brave men fighting in Afghanistan, saving
the people from tyranny and evil!
Mikey: I'm gon' go take a showew. I
feew dirty after wistening to all dis stuff.
Carly: Damn that AJ!
Sonny: Shhh, not in front of the boy,
Carly.
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Lucky: Great! Now you slammed the
freezer door shut on my dick!

Skye: I must pull the
plug, lest you participate in another "Land Before Time" Sequel ...
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