The scary Gummy Bear Mob Boss, Sonny Corinthos, punishes AJ by forcing him to engage in a deadly Index Finger Fight!
 

AJ: Come on, honey! Ride my finger like you do at home!
Courtney: Oh God! Get this freak OUTTA here!
 

Jason: Borg drape you in AIDS quilt and take you home, Robin.
Courtney: I'm Courtney.
Jason: Borg no like lady talk when Borg being hero.
 

It figures: just when Genie's leaving, the wardrobe department decides to spruce Laura up >:(