Please note: this picture was added solely as a gratuitous tit shot. Thank you for your cooperation.
 

I'm trying, Roy! I really am trying to pretend that I give a shit that you're leaving!

Jax: I am Anakin Skywalker! I am the embodiment of all that is pure and good!
Alcazar: I am Darth Maul! And I challenge you to a light saber duel!
Jax: Hee-ya!
Alcazar: Hee-yo! Hee-ya!
Jax: Heeee-yo!
Alcazar (laughing): Alright, alright, listen. Enough playing around. I'm going to have to shoot you now.
Jax: Okay-dooby!
 

Alcazar: Oh baby! Harder! Faster! Deeper!
Roy: Well, at least I got SOME sex before leaving Port Charles.