Courtney: I mustn't but I will, for fondling Jason's gun is the closest I will ever get to fondling his cock. So long, so hard, so black. Just like the real thing.
 

Nikolas: You look hot.
Gia: No shit, Sherlock. This thing on my head weighs a fucking ton!
Nikolas: No, I meant you look HOT. Sexy. So how do *I* look?
Gia: Gay.
Nikolas: Yesssss!
 

Alcazar (to self): What's up? Why is everybody recognizing me? Whaddid I do wrong?
 

Courtney: Hi, Jason? Oh, not much. You? Why am I calling? Well, errr .. uhhh ... I, uh ... (sound of gunshot) Err, I just shot Coleman. Can you come over? Cool! I'll get some wine chilled!