Courtney: You think it's an alien?
Jason: I don't know. It *is* tall and green and being suspiciously motionless.
Courtney: Maybe you should shoot it.
Jason: Danged good idea. We'll tell Taggert that it tried to kill us.
Courtney: I'm scared. Hold me!
Jason: Only if you hold me first!
 

Alicia: I told you, Billy, I don't need you to prop me up! Brian Frons thinks I have MORE than enough acting talent to carry a major storyline all on my own!
Billy: Bwahahaha! Was he by any chance watching your stripper storyline when he said this?
Alicia: What's your point?
Billy: (pause) Merry Christmas!

Courtney: Oh my gosh, that's so cute! A little miniature ornament that looks like Rosie!
Jason: It's not an ornament! I actually had Rosie dehydrated, shrunken and covered with shellac! Merry Christmas, Courtney!
Courtney: I love you!
Jason: I like you, too!
 

Carly: Hey, Courtney. I'd like you to meet our new lawyer, Ric!
Courtney: Pffft! Lawyers! Who needs them? Any of you get into any legal messes, just get in touch with me. I'll blow and fuck and strip for whoever it is who's after you.
Ric: Interesting!
Courtney: I'm glad you think so, cuz that's all I'm going to be doing in 2003.