Gia: No, no, it's me, NuGia! Don't you recognize me?
Taggert: Nope. Refresh my memory. Are we related?
Gia: I'm your sister, for Pete's sake!
Taggert: The supermodel?
Gia: No, no, I'm a lawyer now!
Taggert: How the fuck did that happen?
Gia: Guza got re-hired.
Taggert: Well, that explains everything! Welcome to the family!
 

Isn't that Courtney's job?

Flawlessly polite, Felicia refuses to draw too much attention to just how  bad Luke Spencer is looking these days.
 

Summer! I haven't cum in five days! PLEASE contact me!