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Jason: ... and after you're done
shaving me, I get to shave you!
Courtney: What do you mean? I don't
have a moustache!
Jason: No, hehe. I meant your pubes!
Courtney (sadly): I don't have
any of those, either :(
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Carly: Well, Michael, we figured this was as good a time as any
to inform you that ... Leticia is not your real mother!
Michael: Whaddoo talkin' 'bout, Midder
Puddy Tat?
Carly: The truth is, Michael, that *I*
am your mother.
Michael: And I tuppose Sonny iddent
mow weal daddy?
Sonny: We-a really have-a to getta de
kidda a speech-a therapist!
Michael: Tate one to know one, Unko
Sonny!
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