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Jason: ... and after you're done shaving me, I get to shave you!
Courtney: What do you mean? I don't have a moustache!
Jason: No, hehe. I meant your pubes!
Courtney (sadly): I don't have any of those, either :(
 


Carly:
Well, Michael, we figured this was as good a time as any to inform you that ... Leticia is not your real mother!
Michael: Whaddoo talkin' 'bout, Midder Puddy Tat?
Carly: The truth is, Michael, that *I* am your mother.
Michael: And I tuppose Sonny iddent mow weal daddy?
Sonny: We-a really have-a to getta de kidda a speech-a therapist!
Michael: Tate one to know one, Unko Sonny!
 




 


Ned: Heh heh heh, someone made a STINKY!!! (puts Kristina back in bassinet) Wellp, time for me to change my Oops, I Crapped My Pants ...
 

Sonny: Well, Benny. Better you than Jason.


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