General Shmospital Recaps On Hold!
While I am loving each and every second that Billy Warlock is on-screen, I am once again so nauseated by the Sonny-centricity of GH right now that I'm totally uninspired in the Recap area. So until things change, here's a recap of everything that's happening and will happen on GH in the next little while:
Sonny blah blah loyalty blah blah trust blah blah my shit doesn't stink blah blah divorce blah blah keep an eye on Carly blah blah I don't love her blah blah blah.
AJ and Courtney are the best thing on the show since I don't know when, but watch AJ get shafted once again when Jax rides in to save Courtney NOT from her slimy-assed brother but from AJ Quartermaine. Watch as I barf.
The shaft is filling with water -- insert your own dirty joke here ;)
Alexis blah blah I don't love Sonny blah blah Sonny blah blah Sonny blah blah Sonny.
Mike blah blah Sonny blah blah Sonny Blah Blah Sonny
Janine blah blah Sonny blah blah Sonny blah blah
Zander blah blah Sonny saved me blah blah I'm loyal to Sonny blah blah
Oh fuck it -- just insert SONNY everywhere and you basically have the whole stupid show in a nutshell.
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