The General Shmospital Spencer Family Wavs

Hear Bobbie's reaction as she fixes Lucas a milkshake in her blender. Does this woman EVER stop?

Roy DiLucca really didn't have to give Bobbie this little speech before seducing her. She was ready to go the whole while ;)

Since Bobbie is so busy screwing Roy, little Lucas Jones is learning about sex in a new and confusing way, as this exclusive wav proves!

Roy reacts when Bobbie gets a little too rough and voracious with him during sex. That's gotta hurt!

At left, the only known picture in existance of Bobbie Spencer and Roy DiLucca in a non-horizontal position!

Didn't recognize them without their clothes off, candles lit and empty condom wrappers? Hey, don't feel bad: surveys indicate that 9 out of 10 General Hospital fans do not recognize Bobbie and/or Roy unless s/he is laying on his/her back with candle wax dripping off their chest. What was supposed to be a touching love story of lovers reunited after a 20-year absence turned into a stomach-churning sexcapade where endless French-kissing in hospital waiting areas and fucking at the drop of a hat is supposed to pass for passion. GH fans reacted to Bobbie and Roy the same way my son reacts when I threaten to feed him scrambled eggs: NO MORE! NO! ENOUGH! NOOO PLEASSSEEE!