Spoiler-Free Spoilers! Lubricated and ready to be had!

Angel makes a confession:
My name is really LilMiraHannah - I come from the planet of Brunettes-Who-Don’t-Work-Out.

Carly is shocked by Angel
Angel didn’t squeal when champagne goes into her eyes

Zander makes a decision
He trades his summer flannel to a more reasonable autumn tone

Liz makes a shocking discovery
Her stomach is growing. Oh my god, her stomach is growing!

Sonny makes his a moving decision
He makes a new home for himself, complete with a tent and a sign: Sonny’s Harem

Taggert and Mac close in
They are inches away from getting The Big Brown Bear to confess to the unsolved murders

Scotty makes a promise to Laura
''I promise that I will never expect to get to second base with you''

Skye and AJ vow revenge
For making them brother and sister. Whose idea was that?

Alexis seeks comfort
So like many lonely middle aged women, she buys a cat.

Jax: ''I won’t let Sonny hurt Angel they way he did Brenda''

Carly: ''Thought you’d be interested in what little miss Angel has been up to''

Sonny: ''This conversation is finished!'' (also last weeks winner)

Angel: ''You do NOT know who you are messing with'' (does anyone?)

Alexis: ''Look, I know my brother….''

Stephan: ''I know this sounds crazy…''

Laura: ''It can’t be, he’s dead!''

Zander: ''Cough Cough!''

AJ: ''One way or another, I will get my son back''

Taggert: ''Well, well, well….what do we have here?''

Liz: ''What are we going to do?''

Nick: ''Give it time, this will work''

Lucky: ''My father…….he’s gone'' (whispered)

Roy: ''WHOAH! You scared me. What are you doing here?''

Melissa: ''What if someone needs help? I’m a nurse!''

Chloe: ''Help me! I’m in a coffin and nobody seems to care!''

Gia: ''Oh isn’t that sweet? The Prince and his Little Angel….''

Helena: ''That devious little girlfriend of yours…''

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Jasper Jax:
He cares!

Angel Ellis:
She's perky!

Melissa Bedford:
She's a nurse!

Lucky Spencer:
He seen a big monster!

Lucky: ''It’s over Helena! I stole the Ice Princess! You can’t control me anymore!''
*translation: ''Since I spoil everything, want to hear the ending of that movie ''The Others''?

Gia: ''I’ve moved on''
*translation: ''That’s why I always seem to dine, alone, here at the PC Grille''

Laura: ''It can’t be, he’s dead!''
*translation: ''People don’t come back alive. Especially you, me, my husband, my son , my mother, Katherine Bell…...''

Liz: ''What were you doing Nicholas? You could have ruined everything!''
*translation: ''Your acting like you had to give up your family, love life, reputation and morals for my boyfriend!''

Angel: ''Carly is the worst person I have ever met in my life''
*translation: ''Because I am so morally superior - I learned it from daddy''

Taggert: ''I’m taking you both into questioning''
*translation: ''Room 312 please. And bring your finest champagne''

Sonny: ''This conversation is finished!''
translation: Does it ever actually START?

Zander: ''I’m looking to start fresh''
*translation: ''Drugs are for kids. I was thinking more along the lines of extortion and racketeering''

Roy: ''What are you doing here?''
*translation: ''You’re a girl! Girls can’t play! Our Taliban leaders won’t allow it! Scoot!''

Alexis: ''I know my brother, he couldn’t do this''
*translation: ''He might have kidnapped & withheld cancer medication from her…but he wouldn’t kill her''

AJ: ''Get me off this meat hook!''
*translation: ''Your preventing me from my background lurking!''