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Spoilers for November 26, 2001

Monica gets another unexpected visitor!
Having heard of the Quartermaine food fight, Felicia arrives for the festivities bearing handcuffs and a whip

Alan faces a challenge
How do I pretend to hug Skye without touching those breasts?

Kristina makes a musical impression on Ned
And promptly sings the only song she knows the words to: Little Orphan Annie’s “Tomorrow”

Jax has some surprising advice for Carly!
“Why not try wearing your fashionable headband as a belt?”

Kristina and Alexis enjoy a ladies night!
And once again, an embarrassed Felicia misunderstands the cream on their face for sexual play…

Maxie concerns Felicia and Mac:
“Oh Mike, what do we do?”
“Now Carol, Jan is a big girl. She has to make these mistakes on her own”
“But Miiike…..”
“Now, now, a wise man once said “Ye who falter, shall fail not”
“Wow, I never thought of that way Mike”
“Yes siree, our Jan is growing up right before our eyes”
“Just yesterday I found her putting a lemon on her face to remove freckles”
“And I saw her wearing an afro wig to impress a boy in school”
“She’s just so special Mike”
“She’ll capture some Lucky boy’s heart someday..”

Look for special guest appearances at the opening of Carly’s club!
Watch for Ivana Trump, Imelda Marcos, Leona Helmsly, Nicole Kidman, Anna Nicole Smith and Elizabeth Hurley to attend!

Mike comes to a stunning realization
“I have never been out of a pair of jeans in my life.”

Janine is targeted by Luke
Who, in a desperate attempt to secure a hair transplant, steals her wig

A new catfight erupts in PC!
As Lulu and Serena desperately fight over whose daddy will do the “hoo-hoo” with Laura

Carly and Jax find their business a bit of a challenge
There’s a lot of pushing and shoving of each other in front of the mirror…

Sonny is shocked when Alexis arrives at her penthouse…!
“…And while taking off her coat, bats fly out!”

An enraged Florence warns Nick
But when Nick shows Flo his gold tooth, she happily surrenders and calls him “son”.