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10 "Tyler who?" 9 "Keee-RAP, I am so sick and tired of seeing Alexis all over the damned screen!" 8 "You know, she does all this hard work, she's such a humanitarian, she's so non-judgemental ... why do people hate Carly so much?" 7 "Dear Mr Guza, You are doing an outstanding job as head writer on General Hospital. However, if you really want to make the fans happy, could you please PLEASE get Juan to sing some more?" 6 "Dear Ms Riche, You are doing an outstanding job as executive producer of General Hospital. I just really wish that you would cater more to talentless daytime actors who are threatening to leave. Can't you see that GH DEPENDS on the likes of Kristina Wagner, Steve Burton and Vanessa Marcil????" 5 "Ms Towers, your contract has arrived!"
4 "Do they have to make Bobbie so dowdy all the time? And why does Laura get ALL the good clothes?" 3 "Man oh man, the colors in Sonny's penthouse are BLINDING me!" 2 "You know, considering this show takes place in a town called PORT CHARLES, you'd think they'd visit the docks every once in a while ..." And the Number One Line You Will NEVER Hear In Relation To General Hospital IS .... "And
the Daytime Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in a Daytime Drama goes to
... Oh my gosh! We have a tie! Come on up here, Tava and Kristina, and
get your awards!"
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