Top Ten Liz/Lucky/Gia/Nik Lines That Never Made It On The Air

10. Lucky: You thinking what I'm thinking? Nik: Wild night of wife-swapping at the cottage? Lucky: Yep! Nik: High five, bro!

"I must say, Liz *does* have a nice little set of hooters on her."

"Mmm-hmm, and I'd love to yank on Gia's braids ..."

"You sick bastard."

9. Lucky: Liz, you will be the next Face of Deception! You're beautiful, you're sexy, you're versatile, you're classy! And I'm not just saying that so I can get into your pants! Liz: Oh thank you, Lucky! And you telling me that you're not just saying that so you can get into my pants proves to me that I should wait even longer before surrendering my virginity to you! Lucky: Fuck >:(

8. Liz: You know, I think what has best prepared me for the role as Deception's spokesmodel is my ability to pull my puffy, heavily made-up lips into a self-righteous, condescending sneer!"

7. Gia: I think you're secretly delighted that Liz got the Face of Deception gig because, deep down, you're still in love with her! Nik: I'm a Cassadine, and Cassadines do not fall in love with their brother's girlfriends! If anything, my incestuous yearning for my mother should become apparent in about, oh, fifteen years ...

6. Gia: I hope you're prepared for all the attention you're going to get when you become the new Face of Deception, Elizabeth. Men all over the world will be looking at your pictures, imagining you naked, picturing themselves doing things to you and then jerking off to those fantasies. Liz: Mental note: Buy stock in Kleenex.

5. Lucky: Remember the good ol' days, when I was brainwashed? Nik: Remember the good ol' days when I was Tyler Christopher?

And with a tear in their eyes, Tyler and Jonathan bid farewell to one another, confident that the re-casts will inspire the same love and devotion from fans as they did.

Shyeah, RIGHT!

4. Nik: Wow, Lucky! I had no idea that you had any talent whatsoever as a photographer! Lucky: Neither did I, but since the singing thing was Jonathan's gig, and then Juan's gig, the writers decided I should be allegedly supernaturally talented at something that hadn't been done yet. Nik: Why not make you a supernaturally talented actor? That's never been done before! (lengthy pause) Nik and Lucky (laughing): No shit, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

3. Gia: Deep down, I'm happy Liz got the Face of Deception gig. This will give me much more time to grovel and beg for my mother's approval, despite the fact that I know I will never get it. Nik: That's the spirit!

2. Gia: Pigs blood? Check! Metal bucket? Check! Ladder to perch bucket filled with pigs blood on a high beam? Check! Asbestos suit to keep from burning to death when Liz throws telekenetic fit? Dang!

And the Number One Liz/Lucky/Gia/Nik Line That Never Made It On The Air is ...

Nikolas: It's true what they say: once you have black, you can't go back! Lucky: Gia's black?